I may have finally lost the plot

It’s more merch! Sorry if it looked more exciting.

But due to my specialist knowledge of aliens and their golfing habits (prove otherwise), I’ve released a range of associated items.

There are currently T-shirts, mugs, notebooks, phone covers etc.

I will be adding more Alien-based products in my new Zazzle store, Alien To Me:

https://www.zazzle.co.uk/store/alien_to_me?rf=238469121308983906

No, I’m not an alien.

And no, I’ve got no idea why I’m producing alien-based merchandise. Maybe I’ve been stolen and programmed to do it…